I read USA Today on the way back from the beach. Saw a blurb about two men breaking into a JC Penny and stealing $1.5 million in merchandise. I didn't realize JC Penny kept that much merchandise under one roof. We're not talking Saks Fifth Avenue here. I mean, what's the most expensive thing you can buy at JC Penny's? Well, time for me to find out...
Browsing over to the JC Penny website, I found some $1500 Plasma TVs. So, if two guys could sneak out with 1000 plasma TVs, we're up to $1.5 million. Kinda heavy, and you'd need a really big truck.

Now, over to the Saks Fifth Avenue website. (CAUTION: Do not try this at home! Browsing the Saks Women's Apparel, Shoes and Handbags section could result in exceeding your credit card limits.) At $5,000 each, these two guys would only have needed to swipe 300 little black dresses from Saks to reach a $1.5 million heist. Gotta say I really like this dress... and this little clutch to go with it... I MUST stop browsing this site.. I'm now looking through the "clearance" section and thinking gee, that's only $200...and hey, FREE SHIPPING...
Anyway... goodnight!